About

Nothing that you read in this blog is real. Well, except this part. And the recipes. And that racoon's exist.

I (hi, I'm Lee), wanted a place to just write some fake, low stakes gossip that is 100% fake, doesn't hurt anyone, hopefully makes someone laugh, and is absolutely not true in any way.

So I invented Granny. Not the concept, just the character. Granny's are a pretty old concept, not because they're old, necessarily. Although I'm sure that plays into it.

Granny will be "sending" me weekly "emails" to "give me" recipes that don't "over use" air quotes. Again, none of this is real. I feel like I have to say that so many times. Just once more.

It's not real.

Granny is just here to give you all the gossip of her fake small town, Pondsville USA. Fake town. Fake person. It's all fake.

Except the recipes which I will link to.

Fake.